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Meester Kikker is a 2016 Dutch-Belgian family film directed by Anna van der Heide. It was based on the book of the same name by Paul van Loon. It was listed as one of eleven films that could be selected as the Dutch submission for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 89th Academy Awards, but it was not nominated.
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